Cupcake Momma

So, why buy Pepe Coin? Could it be that the hope of hopping on the train of the next big crypto is up there? Or you just love a good Pepe meme with $ or lazer eyes? Let’s cut to the chase and begin this mildly insane online scavenger hunt. Read this for more information!

Step 1: Get a Wallet
You must have a crypto wallet before you spend some times on inviting Pepe to your portfolio. Current winner take all is MetaMask — a Chrome extention which serves as code leather wallet instead of fabric one. When you install it, a sacred recovery phase will be given to you. Write that shit down and hide it the way your grandpa hides his house key, also THROW IT IN THE GARBAGE (or a safe spot) as if you were saying in your head for the love of all that is holy do NOT LOSE THIS.

Step 2: Purchasing with ETH (or BNB)
Now, you need some fuel. Go to well-known exchanges such as Binance, Kraken or Coinbase. Buying ETH is like buying socks online and you fuck it up but can’t return them. Below is the address – again check and recheck__if it says anything other than BAL, it’s not our wallet! — crypto transfers are fast but final for a reason.

Step 3: Enter the DEX Jungle
In order to purchase Pepe Coin, you need to use a decentralized exchange(DEX) like Uniswap or PancakeSwap. Connect your wallet, and do not worry that all numbers will jump out endlessly and there will be some shnurki — so it should be. Just be warned, frog coins are a shark’s best disguise. NEVER, I repeat NEVER use the wrong Pepe Coin smart contract address. Only trust wallet to provide you with the official and therefor correct Pepe Coin smart contract address!!! Never from random tweets, Telegram chats or the one overly-helpful stranger in your DMs.

Step 4: Make the Swap
Be sure to paste in the official contract, and then select how much ETH you want to trade and leave some extra for gas. Sometimes the transaction is over in an instant and sometimes the blockchain operates at a speed slower that of a snail on a rainy day. Hit “Swap” and wait. If it executes, congrats — you now own a meme coin instead of some memecoin madness! And if it doesn’t, well, someone on Twitter has likely already turned your exact problem into a meme.

Step 5: Temper Expectations — and Maybe Have a Drink
All Pepe Coin has is hype and community energy. Prices moon or crash in hours — there is no in-between (it’s like the teenage brother of the stock markets) Meet, Teenage on a sugar high. Don’t invest more than you can afford to lose & in this world frog eats a frog.

The Thrill of the Meme
You may have gotten in just for the money, or you were browsing memes about it, maybe even for all the wrong reasons — pretty soon your battery-charge-no-bar-ass will be checking that price to make sure you’re as ecstatic or suicidal every second. Some days you are up and some days you are down — but at the end of it all, YOU HAVE A STORY. Well, then put on your big girl pants because the party is here to stay. Pepe will never get you a Lamborghini but he will take you on one helluva ride.